Good fairy: “I’ll give you one wish.”
Statue: “I’d like to stretch my legs, runabout, shout and scream.”
Good fairy: “Your wish is my command.” And the statue immediately starts running around. Then he ran into the bushes and the fairy heard hysterical laughing from the statue. “What were you doing?” The fairy asked when the statue came back.
Statue: “It was wonderful, wonderful. I can’t thank you enough.”
Good fairy: “What did you do?”
Statue: “I got my own back on the birds.”