A good fairy grants two wishes

Fred: I know you usually only grant one wish but could you make an exception for me?

Good Fairy: Yes. I’ll grant you two wishes.

Fred: He was overjoyed and immediately asked for the best drink and the best woman ever.

Good Fairy: “Your wish is my command.” Immediately Fred got a glass of mineral water and a date with Mother Teresa.

Chris

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