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The man with spare false teeth

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his speaking engagement he realized that he’d forgotten his false teeth. In a panic he said to the man next to him, “I forgot my teeth.” Amazingly his fellow … Continue reading

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How to have a really good weekend

An elderly man with his trophy girlfriend walked into a jewellers and asked to see engagement rings. The jeweller showed him rings priced at about £4,000. He was astonished when the man turned up his nose and asked to see … Continue reading

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Borrowing a bus at 2 a.m.

Two drunks walk into an unguarded bus depot at 2 a.m. to borrow a bus so that they can get home. Jim: Let’s have this one. Fred: That’s a 265. It doesn’t go anywhere near our street. Chris

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