Category Archives: Humour

The sea captain and the punk rocker

Posted on July 22, 2019 by odeboyz

An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was a different colour … green, red, orange, blue, and … Continue reading →

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Film Review: Yesterday (Himesh Patel and Lily James)

Posted on July 22, 2019 by odeboyz

This was advertised on the side of buses as ‘The feel good film of the summer’. This normally means that you should park your brains in a foyer locker on the way in. And that would be a good tactic … Continue reading →

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Kindred Spirits

Posted on July 15, 2019 by odeboyz

A doctor, a dentist and a lawyer were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard. Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the … Continue reading →

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Hands up anyone who doesn’t think Trump is an idiot

Posted on July 11, 2019 by odeboyz
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Carry on Doctor (1967)

Posted on July 8, 2019 by odeboyz

Patient: “Nurse, I dreamt about you last night.” Nurse: “Did you?” Patient: “No, you wouldn’t let me.” [Patient: Bernard Bresslaw ~ Nurse: Anita Harris]

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Frankie Boyle on Jeremy Hunt

Posted on July 4, 2019 by odeboyz

I sympathise a little with Hunt- he was born into military aristocracy, a cousin of the Queen, went to Charterhouse, then Oxford, then into PR: trying to get him to understand the life of an overworked student nurse is like … Continue reading →

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She’s a Veterinarian

Posted on July 1, 2019 by odeboyz

Every Sunday morning a little old lady put $1,000 in the donation box at church. After a few weeks the Priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. “Mrs. Smythe, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in … Continue reading →

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The Godfather, lawyer and bookkeeper

Posted on June 27, 2019 by odeboyz

A Mafia Godfather discovered his bookkeeper, Guido, had cheated him out of $10 million. Guido was deaf, which was why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather took his lawyer with him to confront Guido because he … Continue reading →

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Mountaineering for Slackers

Posted on June 27, 2019 by odeboyz

There were other stories of trekkers and climbers who, having reached base camp or even higher, just couldn’t be bothered to walk down again, and summoned helicopters on the slightest pretext. Sometimes they managed to secure a medical note, in … Continue reading →

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Why Mercedes builds the best cars in the world

Posted on June 24, 2019 by odeboyz

Rory Mcllroy drove his new Mercedes into an Irish petrol station. An attendant greeted him in a typical Irish manner, unaware that McIlroy is a world famous golfer. “Top o’ the mornin’ to ya.” When Rory got out of the … Continue reading →

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