Rory Mcllroy drove his new Mercedes into an Irish petrol station. An attendant greeted him in a typical Irish manner, unaware that McIlroy is a world famous golfer.

“Top o’ the mornin’ to ya.”

When Rory got out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.

“What are those tings, laddie?” asked the attendant.

“They’re called tees,” replied Rory.

“And what would ya be usin ’em for, now?”

“Well, they’re for resting my balls on when I drive,” replied Rory.

“Aw, Jaysus, Mary an’ Joseph!” exclaimed the Irish attendant. “Those fellas at Mercedes tink of everything.”

Ray E.