The Godfather, lawyer and bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather discovered his bookkeeper, Guido, had cheated him out of $10 million. Guido was deaf, which was why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather took his lawyer with him to confront Guido because he knew sign language and could translate.

The Godfather told his lawyer to ask Guido where’s the money. Using sign language the lawyer asked Guido, “Where’s the money?”

Guido silently replied, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

The lawyer told the Godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

The Godfather pulled out his gun and said ask him again. The lawyer pointed at the gun and told Guido, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”

Guido trembled, “OK! You win! The money is buried under my cousin Bruno’s shed.

The Godfather asked the lawyer impatiently, “What did he say?”

 The lawyer replied, “He says fuck you. You don’t have the balls to pull the trigger.”

Richard M

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