Category Archives: Humour

Oscar Wilde On Religion

Posted on August 8, 2021 by odeboyz

“Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn’t there, and finding it.”

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Too much expertise to be comfortable

Posted on August 5, 2021 by odeboyz

A wine merchants chief wine taster died and they advertised for a replacement. A drunk applied for the job. The HR director gave him the standard tasting test beginning with a glass of wine. The drunk sniffed it, rolled it … Continue reading →

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Chicken and Egg

Posted on August 2, 2021 by odeboyz
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A Woody Allen Quip

Posted on July 29, 2021 by odeboyz

Interviewer: What do you think people will say about you in a hundred years? Woody Allen: He looks very good for his age.

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Why exercise when you can photoshop?

Posted on July 26, 2021 by odeboyz
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Dying like Jesus

Posted on July 22, 2021 by odeboyz

As a preacher lay dying he thought he’d like to die like Jesus. He sent for his accountant and lawyer. When they came he held out his hands and motioned them to sit on either side of his bed. The … Continue reading →

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It’s the obvious question

Posted on July 15, 2021 by odeboyz

Honey: I’ve just had an accident and Tina took me to the hospital. The x-rays show the head injury might be serious and I’ve also got cracked ribs and a broken arm. Wife: Who’s Tina?

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Lockdown! Bring it on

Posted on July 8, 2021 by odeboyz
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Exercising is disastrous

Posted on July 5, 2021 by odeboyz

The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54. The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41. The best footballer in the world Maradona, died at the age of 60. Meanwhile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The turtle, which doesn’t exercise … Continue reading →

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The lunatics are in charge

Posted on July 1, 2021 by odeboyz
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