Category Archives: Humour

An OAP Romantic

Posted on December 11, 2024 by odeboyz

Ethel: How come you never say that you love me anymore? Ebenezer: I told you once. If anything changes I’ll tell you

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Benefits aren’t for scroungers

Posted on December 7, 2024 by odeboyz
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Having a laugh

Posted on December 6, 2024 by odeboyz

What I miss most- now I’m oldIs having a laugh about nothing at allGoing down the pub with a few matesHaving too many pints andA big bag of crispsAnd not giving a damn about caloriesOr anything at all. What I … Continue reading →

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An atheist joke

Posted on December 4, 2024 by odeboyz

Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.

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Say no more, Squire

Posted on November 30, 2024 by odeboyz
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Douglas Adams on War

Posted on November 27, 2024 by odeboyz

“Luckily they lived even further back in Galactic Time….when the Galaxy was young and fresh and every idea worth fighting for was a new one.” Life, the Universe and Everything (1982) p144

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Brian Clough on Jose Mourinho

Posted on November 20, 2024 by odeboyz

“That Jose Mourinho’s got a lot to say for himself. He reminds me of what I was like at his age – but I was better looking.”

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Capitalism Hard At Work

Posted on November 16, 2024 by odeboyz
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Black Lives Matter: Dick Gregory

Posted on November 13, 2024 by odeboyz

“Last time I was down South, I walked into this restaurant. This white waitress came up to me and said, ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said, ‘That’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole … Continue reading →

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David Williams reviews M&S Collection Pieronte Barolo, Italy 2019

Posted on November 13, 2024 by odeboyz

Having had some of the most memorable food experiences of my life in Piedmont during the truffle season, eating al tartufo, made with fresh tarjarin pasta, butter, eggs and shavings of truffle, it’s hard for me to conceive of a … Continue reading →

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