Category Archives: Humour

Nothing more to say

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A John Cleese quip

If one door closes and another door opens you’re probably in prison.

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A Genie with a sense of humour

I told my Genie, “I want to be Happy!” And now I’m working down a mine with six dwarves.

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Moses didn’t make everyone happy

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Problem solving for Slackers

When people tell me, “You’re gonna regret that in the morning.” I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver.

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Rafa Nadal discusses Equal Pay

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A Good Samaritan and two sad men

Two men were sitting silently on a park bench looking very sad when a Good Samaritan spoke to them and asked if he could help. “Take a seat and we’ll tell you.” The Good  Samaritan sat down, with a caring … Continue reading

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Yes! That’s me

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Kier Starmer’s Cabinet ~ Shirkers and Strivers, October 2024

George Osborne divided Britain into ‘Shirkers and Strivers’.1 Keir Starmer is a Super-Striver, who has had two stellar careers. Firstly, as a senior lawyer and latterly as Prime Minister. He’s a Super Striver but what is his cabinet like? The test: … Continue reading

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Jewish mothers and their sons

(Three Jewish mothers are arguing over who has the most loving son.) Ethel: “My son sends me flowers every Shabbos.”Pattie: “You call that love? My son phones every day!”Miriam “That’s nothing. My son goes to therapy five days a week … Continue reading

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