Category Archives: Humour

Holier than thou! Foodie superiority

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Can it be true? Oh, Yes.

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Why Jim didn’t get married

Jim explained, “In my youth I stepped on Sarah’s scarf nearly choking her.” She shouted at me like a wounded animal. “Bloody Hell. Are you blind or something?” Jim said he started stammering and apologising like mad being mortified. Then … Continue reading

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Let’s bomb Iran and stop talking about Epstein

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Always believe in prayer ~ unless it’s inconvenient

Fred’s bar opened next door to a church and the priest prayed against it. Within weeks it burned down. Fred sued the church. He said that, in effect, the priest had burned down his bar using the power of prayer. … Continue reading

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What women really think

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A labrador goes shopping

Rex, the labrador, walked into the butchers carrying a £10 and a note, which read, “5 lamb chops, please.”Jim the butcher served Rex with the chops and followed him. Rex waited for the green light at the crossing. Then he … Continue reading

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Pedants unite!

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Victims of Trip Advisor strike back

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A Pam Ayres quip

‘I was so lucky to find Mr Right – I just hadn’t known that his first name was Always’

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