A Hospital Bed Conversation

An Englishman & an Irishman are in the hospital laid side by side in beds. The Englishman looks over at the Irishman and peels away his oxygen mask from his face.

“I’m English…” Said the Englishman.

The Irishman also takes away his mask and gasps, “Irish…”

The Englishman slowly replies, “My name’s David…”

“Paddy…” Replies the Irishman.

“Cancer…” Says the Englishman pointing to his chest.

The Irishman who slowly turns his head and lifts away his oxygen mask replies,

“Sagittarius…”

Chris

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