Beware of clever wives

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to
speak to his client. “Saul, I have some good news and, I have some bad
news.”

The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news
first.”

The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that
she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of
$15-20 million. I think she could be right.”

Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant business
woman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What
is it?”

The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”

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