Tag Archives: Black humour

Too honest

Posted on March 25, 2019 by odeboyz

A gamekeeper in Oregon arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret. He pleaded guilty explaining to the judge, “I was just trying to feed my hungry family. I’ve never done anything like that before.” The judge freed him … Continue reading →

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Small pleasures

Posted on March 21, 2019 by odeboyz

A receptionist at an accountants office got a call. She was asked by the caller to put him through to Mr. Dewey. “I’m sorry, sir,” the receptionist said, “Mr. Dewey passed away yesterday.” “Oh. I’m sorry about that. Goodbye.” But … Continue reading →

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A modern Faustian pact

Posted on March 4, 2019 by odeboyz

An attorney was working late one night when, suddenly, Satan appeared before him. He made him an offer. “I’ll make it so you win every case for the rest of your life. Your clients will worship you, your colleagues will … Continue reading →

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Beware of scientific barmen

Posted on February 4, 2019 by odeboyz

A science lecturer and a student walk into a bar. The scientist says to the barman: “Can I have a glass of H20?” The barman hands over the drink and the lecturer walks away. Wanting to fit in, the student … Continue reading →

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Dave knows the Pope

Posted on January 21, 2019 by odeboyz

Dave was bragging to his boss, “I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I’m sure I’ll know them. “Pope Francis,” his boss replies. “Sure!” says Dave. “I’ve known the Pope for years.” So they flew … Continue reading →

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Very bad news

Posted on January 14, 2019 by odeboyz

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, I might as well have the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you had 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 … Continue reading →

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Margaret Thatcher as a child

Posted on January 3, 2019 by odeboyz

Chris

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The wisdom of mountaineers

Posted on November 15, 2018 by odeboyz

“The next time you curse the fact that it’s Monday, just think of it as proof that you made it through another weekend without killing yourself by doing something stupid.” Chris

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I’d never considered this downside

Posted on November 8, 2018 by odeboyz

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Donald Trump asks for advice from Abraham Lincoln

Posted on November 5, 2018 by odeboyz

Trump: How can I make Democrats love me? Lincoln: Go to the theatre. Chris

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