Very bad news

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, I might as well have the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you had 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?

Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Chris

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