An attorney was working late one night when, suddenly, Satan appeared before him.
He made him an offer. “I’ll make it so you win every case for the rest of your life. Your clients will worship you, your colleagues will be in awe. You’ll make enormous amounts of money. But, in return, you must give me your soul, your wife’s soul, the souls of your children, your parents, grandparents, and those of all the your friends.”
The lawyer thought about it for a moment, then asked, “But what’s the catch?”