Joey Chestnut: A human dustbin

This photo is of what he *ate* in 10 minutes in an eating competition.

Source Joey Chestnut sets world record with 74 hot dogs at Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest; third straight win and 11th in 12 years (yahoo.com)

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A Paul Merton quip

“My school days were the happiest days of my life, which should give you some indication of the misery I’ve endured over the past 25 years.”

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Film Review: The Great Escaper (2023) (Michael Caine and Glenda Jackson)

Two great actors come together to make a wonderful film. It’s a biopic of Bernie Jordan who, aged 89, ‘broke’ out of his care home to attend – as an unofficial guest – the 70th anniversary of the D-Day Landings.1

Glenda Jackson died shortly after finishing filming, aged 87 and Michael Caine, 90,  has said this is his last film. Very old actors playing very old characters….Easy Peasy? Absolutely not.

This isn’t two geriatrics on autopilot. These are two great actors making a film about old age, the power of memories, personal courage and wry humour. Jordan’s demons, which are referred to with flashbacks, directly relate to his part in the death of a young tank driver at the D-Day landings.

Caine is superb. Everything is in the timing, the wry smiles, the easy acceptance of life and yet… his demons gnawing away at him. Jackson is a masterpiece of self-restraint. Tottering round her room, accepting the indignities of old age, and again with wonderful flashbacks to her youth with ‘Bernie’.

This isn’t mawkish, maudlin, tear-jerking manipulation. This is film-making at the highest level.

I’m unashamed to say that I shed a manly tear. A great film. Warmly recommended.

Note

1 Wife of escapee D-Day veteran Bernard Jordan dies – BBC News

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Book Review: Michael Dobbs ~ The Final Cut (1994)

Dobbs is the greatest political novelist since Anthony Trollope in the Victorian era. His political ‘insider’ status and dialogue is outstanding. This re-read was an unmitigated joy from start to finish.

What I’d forgotten was that this novel – the third in the House of Cards trilogy – began every chapter with an aphorism. Dare I say it? The price of the book is worth it just for those aphorisms. I was bowled over.

Try these:

Chapter Four: “If ignorance is bliss then Parliament must be filled with happy men.”

Chapter Six: “I regard being called a hypocrite as something of a compliment. It means I can see both sides of a question.”

And so on…. Until chapter 48

Obviously the BBC series is genius but so is the American version with Kevin Spacey.

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When does life begin?

A catholic priest, a Church of England clergyman and a rabbi discuss when life begins –

“…at conception” said the priest,

“…at birth” said the clergyman. 

“…when the children grow up, leave home and the dog dies” said the rabbi.

Ray H.

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Two footballing greats comment on modern footballers

  • “I have to adapt to what young players are now. Lampard at 23 was a man. Players now at 23 aren’t men, they’re brats.” Jose Mourinho

 

(2)  Today’s young players think first of cars, contracts with their sponsors, and their new boots. It is only after all these things that football comes. For them, their image is the most important thing. Whereas for me, all that mattered was football in its purest form.” Miroslav Klose

For more info about Klose’s stellar career see Miroslav Klose’s goals, records, stats and quotes: How brilliant was the Germany star? | UEFA Champions League | UEFA.com

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Sex education in the 1950s

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Education, Education, Education

Ask me my three main priorities for Government, and I tell you: education, education and education. Tony Blair’s speech at the Labour Party Conference, 1 October 1996

“[Gove] apologised, however, when the list of terminated school-building projects he had released was found to be inaccurate; the list was reannounced several times before it was finally accurately published. 1

Tony Blair’s triumph in 1997 was powered by his inspirational mantra Education, Education, Education.2 Thirteen years later, cocaine user Michael Gove,3 unravelled Blair’s achievements. His extremist ideology and lack of ability led to a flamboyant disdain for detail. He never understood the consequences of his decision to close the school building programme (see above). Gove is a metaphor for Conservative maladministration. His cavalier destruction of the school-building programme resulted in hundreds of schools, in 2023, being shut because they could collapse.4

Gove wasn’t a one-off. Five Conservative prime ministers have promoted people to lead Britain’s education system, with their ability being irrelevant. The only qualification was being an obedient nodding donkey. In 13 years, there have been ten Secretaries of State for Education.5 Thirteen years of mediocrity or, worse, arrogant incompetence.

Ministers don’t commit when they know they’ll only have the job for a few months.

A key educational issue is the impact of poverty on outcomes. “More than 70% of children from the richest tenth of families earn five good GCSEs, compared with fewer than 30% in the poorest households.”7

George Osborne promptly increased child poverty in 2010 by freezing Child Benefit. Every year the poorest families had their Child benefit reduced by 2.3%. [of inflation] For the middle-classes this was ‘invisible’ but for people living in poverty the £1.72 a week cut was a disaster. A total of an 8.5% decrease in purchasing power for people counting every penny.8

Ministerial incompetence was time-lagged and invisible until Covid-19 struck. Gavin Williamson was incompetent in real time. He didn’t appreciate shutting schools and teaching remotely depended on home computers.9 He was oblivious to life in poverty.

More than one in 20 children (6%) are sleeping on the floor due to not having a bed of their own in the last 12 months, according to a new YouGov survey for children’s charity Barnardo’s. Around one in ten children (9%) also said they had shared a bed with another member of their family because they didn’t have a bed of their own10

Parents who couldn’t afford beds obviously didn’t have computers, or expensive internet connexions. Poor children were excluded from their legal right to an education: excluded by poverty. Williamson and Osborne were extreme right-wing politicians who’d sacrifice anyone to fit in with their world-view. This applied to all groups except pensioners. Pensioners kept them in political power. They were bribed with Triple Lock increases to make sure they never lost out from inflation.11

The politics of education has been acted out like a game. The national interest relies on a well-educated population, not just an intellectual elite. Thirteen years of Conservative rule has buried equality in Britain and the economy and the quality of life for everyone will suffer. Blair was right. The three most important policies for any government are Education, Education, Education.

Notes

1 Michael Gove’s tenure as Education Secretary – Wikipedia
2 Bing Videos
3 Michael Gove admits he was lucky to avoid jail over cocaine use – BBC News
4 The list of shame is here RAAC list in full: All the schools affected by aerated concrete in England and how many are closed (inews.co.uk)
5 In order from 2010. Michael Gove, Nicky Morgan, Justine Greening, Damian Hinds, Gavin Williamson, Nadhim Zahawi, Michelle Donelan, James Cleverly, Kit Malthouse and Gillian Keegan
6 All the evidence suggests he doesn’t have either attribute.
7 The UK education system preserves inequality – new report | Institute for Fiscal Studies (ifs.org.uk)  The Institute of Fiscal Studies is a right-wing think tank
8 Inflation calculator | Bank of England
9 Lockdown laptops: Thousands of devices donated to pupils – BBC News
10 Children sleeping on the floor and sharing mouldy and soiled beds as cost-of-living crisis continues | Barnardo’s (barnardos.org.uk)
11 What is a triple lock pension? Your simple explanation to the new state pension changes – Heart

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Fawlty Towers: Top, top sarcasm

Mr. Johnson: “Anywhere they do French food?”

Basil Fawlty: “Yes, France I believe. They seem to like it there, and the swim would certainly sharpen your appetite. You’d better hurry, the tide leaves in six minutes.”

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Iranian Religious Leaders embrace Technology

Robots can’t replace senior clerics, but they can be a trusted assistant that can help them issue a fatwa1 in five hours instead of 50 days,” said Mohammad Ghotbi, who heads a state-linked organisation in Qom that encourages the growth of technology businesses.

Source The best sentence I read today (so far) – Marginal REVOLUTION

Note

1 “…privately issued fatwas historically served to inform Muslim populations about Islam, advise courts on difficult points of Islamic law, and elaborate substantive law.[4] In later times, public and political fatwas were issued to take a stand on doctrinal controversies, legitimize government policies or articulate grievances of the population.” Fatwa – Wikipedia

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