Interview for a gig job

Manager: Where do you see yourself in five years’ time?

Gigi worker: At the bottom of the pile.

Manager: You’re hired.

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Andy Capp: A great British character

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Isaac Newton and Other Failures

“Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.”
Winston Churchill

People who triumph over failure are the stuff of legends. Seemingly they possess a recipe: “If you do as I do then good things will be yours!”

The world’s first billionaire author, J K Rowling is truly inspirational,

[She] saw herself as a failure at this time. She was jobless, divorced, penniless, and with a dependent child. She suffered through bouts of depression, eventually signing up for government-assisted welfare. It was a difficult time in her life, but she pushed through the failures.
In 1995 all 12 major publishers rejected the 
Harry Potter script.”1

Her failures are matched by Thomas Edison who described his failures as a learning experience,

“….having gone through over 9,000 failed attempts, Edison simply stated “Why would I feel like a failure? And why would I ever give up? I now know definitely over 9,000 ways an electric lightbulb will not work. Success is almost in my grasp.”2

Rowling and Edison are examples of the success myth. Once the recipe is learned then everything flows towards yet more success. Enter Isaac Newton,

“…evidence that before that [South Sea] mania, he was a shrewd and successful investor….That a person of such ability, knowledge and connections could lose his head in a mania is therefore frequently cited as an example of the difficulty of recognizing bubbles.”3

Newton was a scientific genius and important in Britain’s financial world at the beginning of the 18th century. Arrogance and greed destroyed his critical faculties. He became a gambler, counting his winnings before the race had begun. The 1720 South Sea Bubble is one of the world’s most famous scams and emptied Newton’s bank account. Like all financial bubbles, it relied on gullible people believing in an endless stream of money waiting to pour into their wallet,

“….the company introduced several other reckless, legally questionable methods, including lending people its own money so they would buy shares. In terms of the stock market, this created the illusion that share demand was high, which inflated the value.”4

Albert Einstein wasn’t greedy but was arrogant. He was a genius and won the Nobel Prize in 1921. His place in intellectual history is universally accepted,

“….the word Einstein [is] broadly synonymous with genius.”5

After early groundbreaking successes, his life ended after spending 30 years in an intellectual cul de sac.6 He refused to accept he’d set himself an impossible task,

“….[he]coined the term “Unified Field Theory,” which describes any attempt to unify the fundamental forces of physics between elementary particles into a single theoretical framework.” 7

J K Rowling and Thomas Edison obsessively believed in themselves. Despite gruelling failures, they persisted and triumphed. Their early failures hardened them to the realities of life and made them realistic.

Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein were geniuses who had early success. When they began new activities they assumed they would have yet more success. They didn’t subject these new activities to continuing analysis and trusted their genius too much.

The last word goes to ancient philosophers explaining the dangers of hubris. Their insight is expressed in two words – Know yourself!

“…the Lydian king Croesus [was] captured in battle by Cyrus, and lament[ed] his failure to follow the advice of the oracle at Delphi, who had told him that he must know himself in order to be happy. In attempting to wage war against Cyrus, he had overestimated his own ability, and his defeat [was] therefore a just reward for his ignorance of himself.”8

Notes

1 12 Famous People Who Failed Before Succeeding | Wanderlust Worker

2 loc.cit.

3 Newton’s financial misadventures in the South Sea Bubble | Notes and Records: the Royal Society Journal of the History of Science (royalsocietypublishing.org)

4 What Was The South Sea Bubble & Why Did It Burst? | HistoryExtra

5 Albert Einstein – Wikipedia

6 Albert Einstein: What Is Unified Field Theory? (thoughtco.com) I don’t understand but I thought that you might like to have a look

7 loc.cit

8 Know thyself – Wikipedia The battle Cyrus was in 547 BC

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Nile Crocodiles in Florida

“Full-grown Nile crocodiles can be 16 feet long. The team….think….Nile crocodiles can thrive in Florida.”

Nile Crocodiles Have Moved to Florida | Smart News| Smithsonian Magazine

They stalk and eat people

But what really separates them from the local boys is their aggressive nature and habit of stalking and killing large prey, including humans. They’re annually blamed for hundreds of deadly attacks in Africa.

A more dangerous crocodile surfaces in Florida | The Seattle Times

They were probably brought to the USA illegally from South Africa. They join Burmese pythons as an
alien species, which will destroy native breeds

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Grade ‘A’ snobbery

Most of our historic houses are no longer lived in by Dukes and Duchesses; they’re full of Arabs and pop stars, or they’ve been taken over by the gas board and turned into rest houses for exhausted meter-readers.

Audrey fforbes-Hamilton (Penelope Keith) in Series 1, Episode 7 To The Manor Born

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Anatomy of a Genocide: Report of the Special Rapporteur on the situation of human rights in the Palestinian territories occupied since 1967, [by] Francesca Albanese

After five months of military operations, Israel has destroyed Gaza. Over 30,000 Palestinians have been killed, including more than 13,000 children. Over 12,000 are presumed dead and 71,000 injured, many with life-changing mutilations. Seventy percent of residential areas have been destroyed. Eighty percent of the whole population has been forcibly displaced. Thousands of families have lost loved ones or have been wiped out. Many could not bury and mourn their relatives, forced instead to leave their bodies decomposing in homes, in the street or under the rubble. Thousands have been detained and systematically subjected to inhuman and degrading treatment. The incalculable collective trauma will be experienced for generations to come. By analysing the patterns of violence and Israel’s policies in its onslaught on Gaza, this report concludes that there are reasonable grounds to believe that the threshold indicating Israel’s commission of genocide is met. One of the key findings is that Israel’s executive and military leadership and soldiers have intentionally distorted jus in bello principles [see below for meaning], subverting their protective functions, in an attempt to legitimize genocidal violence against the Palestinian people.1

  1. Source: a-hrc-55-73-auv.pdf (ohchr.org)
  2. ‘jus in bello’ the body of international law regulating the conduct of combatants during war in order to minimize unnecessary damage and suffering:

“attacking an undefended, open city must be deemed a failure of jus in bello”

Note

1 This is the summary statement at the beginning of her relatively short report to the UN.

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A caring wine drinker

  • Open the bottle to allow it to breathe
  • If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing give it mouth-to-mouth
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What you’re unlikely to hear but should

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Joe Biden in 1982: pro-Israeli warrior

In 1982, shortly before Reagan bluntly ordered Begin to cease his ‘holocaust’ in Lebanon, a young US senator who revered Elie Wiesel as his great teacher met the Israeli prime minister. In Begin’s own stunned account of the meeting, the senator commended the Israeli war effort and boasted that he would have gone further, even if it meant killing women and children. Begin himself was taken aback by the words of the future US president, Joe Biden. ‘No, sir,’ he insisted. ‘According to our values, it is forbidden to hurt women and children, even in war  This is a yardstick of human civilisation, not to hurt civilians.

Pankaj Mishra · The Shoah after Gaza (lrb.co.uk) 21 March 2024

That political genius Benjamin Netanyahu has alienated Biden, which is truly remarkable. It should be remembered that Begin was a terrorist before he became a politican.

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Roman Roads: Built to last

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