Category Archives: quips

A Spike Milligan quip

The best cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree.

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A John Wayne quip

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

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TV Review: Frasier ~ TV series (Channel4 catch-up) (Kelsey Grammer) (1993-2004)

Being bored I punted round the various catch-up sites, Netflix and so on and came across Frasier, which I’d watched nearly 30 years ago. I wondered, whether it would it be like visiting an elderly relative who’d declined into despair … Continue reading

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Definition of a Puritan

…..someone who worries that somebody, somewhere might be enjoying themselves.

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Oscar Wilde On Heaven

“I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”

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A Morecambe and Wise Quip

Eric: Have you had a bath Ernie? Ernie: Yes I have. Eric: I didn’t realise it was September already.  

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Things I love: Genius

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An Equal Opportunities Santa

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An Arnold Schwarzenegger quip

Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.

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