Category Archives: quips

A Morecambe and Wise Quip

Posted on January 30, 2022 by odeboyz

Eric: Have you had a bath Ernie? Ernie: Yes I have. Eric: I didn’t realise it was September already.  

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Things I love: Genius

Posted on January 27, 2022 by odeboyz
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An Equal Opportunities Santa

Posted on December 20, 2021 by odeboyz
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An Arnold Schwarzenegger quip

Posted on December 16, 2021 by odeboyz

Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.

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Woody Guthrie on the meaning of poverty

Posted on November 29, 2021 by odeboyz

“They can always think up a million nice good excellent reasons why it is better for you to go ragged and hungry and down and out and even in the dark, as long as it makes them a profit.”

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Voltaire on poverty

Posted on November 18, 2021 by odeboyz

“The comfort of the rich depends upon an abundant supply of the poor.”

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Mario Puzo* On Gambling

Posted on November 15, 2021 by odeboyz

Gambling is not as destructive as war or as boring as pornography. It is not as immoral as business or as depressing as watching television. And the percentages are better than religion. * He wrote The Godfather

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Pets: They really love you

Posted on October 16, 2021 by odeboyz
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The lowest form of wit?

Posted on September 30, 2021 by odeboyz
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Well! I’ve never done this

Posted on September 13, 2021 by odeboyz
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