Category Archives: Humour

Fawlty Towers: A Basil Rant

Doctor: You mean to tell me you didn’t realise this man was dead? Basil: Well people don’t talk that much in the morning. I’m just delivering a tray, right? If a guest isn’t singing, “Oh what a beautiful morning.” I … Continue reading

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A Peter Kay Joke

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.”

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Old Fashioned Parenting

The Competitive Dad

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A Ricky Gervais quip

People think I say offensive things purely for the joy of upsetting people. This is not the case. I do it for the money.

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A passive-aggressive masterclass

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The show must go on

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A Dudley Moore Quip

When I think of Canada I think of tonic water.

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The Winning Culture Explained

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A Christopher Hitchins quip

“Since it is obviously inconceivable that all religions can be right, the most reasonable conclusion is that they are all wrong.”

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Everyone has problems

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