Category Archives: Humour

Bette Midler (71) congratulates Mick Jagger (73) on the birth of his eighth child

Posted on January 10, 2017 by odeboyz

“Congrats to Mick Jagger becoming a dad again at 73. Which reminds me, I need to pick up a pregnancy test, because I’m, like, 936 weeks late!” Chris

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Obama and Trump meet God

Posted on January 3, 2017 by odeboyz

Obama and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in.” God asks Obama first: … Continue reading →

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The Odeboyz Christmas Getaway

Posted on December 20, 2016 by odeboyz
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President Valery Giscard d’Estaing comments on President Jacques Chirac’s * honesty

Posted on December 13, 2016 by odeboyz

Jacques Chirac could have his mouth full of jam, his lips can be dripping with the stuff, his fingers covered in it, the pot can be standing in front of him. And when you ask him if he’s a jam … Continue reading →

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Spring in the City

Posted on December 9, 2016 by odeboyz
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Jewish Momma Joke

Posted on December 6, 2016 by odeboyz

Son: “Mom, how are?” Mother: “Not too good, I’ve been very weak.” Son: “Why are you so weak?” Mother: “Because I haven’t eaten in 38 days.” Son: “That’s terrible. Why haven’t you eaten in 38 days?” Mother: “Because, I didn’t … Continue reading →

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The Perfect Student……

Posted on November 29, 2016 by odeboyz

……For Parents (Private Eye October 2016) ……For Professors (The professor) much preferred the students who showed up, asked if they would be graded on attendance and then sat like drugged houseplants for the remainder of the semester. Douglas Coupland The … Continue reading →

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Heaven and the engaged couple

Posted on November 8, 2016 by odeboyz

After a tragic accident an engaged couple find themselves in Heaven. Jill I still want to get married you know. John Well this has to be the right place. It’s Heaven after all. Jill I’ll ask the gatekeeper to find a … Continue reading →

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“He’s Got an OLOGY” (Maureen Lipman)

Posted on November 7, 2016 by odeboyz

What a great TV advert Beatie, a Jewish Grandma asked her Grandson How did your exams go? The boy replied, “I got a ‘C’ in Biology.” Like every Jewish Grandma She, beams at the camera “He’s got an Ology” Tantamount … Continue reading →

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The UK’s Brexit strategy

Posted on November 1, 2016 by odeboyz

Buy British or die, Johnny Foreigner (© Liam Fox) Chris

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