Obama and Trump meet God

Obama and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven.
God looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in.”
God asks Obama first: “What do you believe?”
He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen”.
God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Obama , and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Trump and says, “And you, Donald, what do you believe?”
Trump replies,  “I believe you’re in my seat.”

Chris

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2 Responses to Obama and Trump meet God

  1. odeboyz says:

    I just wish that I had the wit to create humour like this instead of being a conduit

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