Jewish Momma Joke

Son: “Mom, how are you?”
Mother: “Not too good, I’ve been very weak.”
Son: “Why are you so weak?”
Mother: “Because I haven’t eaten in 38 days.”
Son: “That’s terrible. Why haven’t you eaten in 38 days?”
Mother: “Because, I didn’t want my mouth to be full in case you should call.”

Ray E.

 

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