Category Archives: Humour

Empathy Explained

Posted on April 20, 2018 by odeboyz

Never tell your troubles to anyone. 20% of people don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them. Richard M

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How you put a Man on the Sun

Posted on April 13, 2018 by odeboyz

Kim Jong-Un announced North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years. A reporter said, “But the sun is too hot. How can your man land on the sun?” There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew … Continue reading →

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A Dave Allen Joke

Posted on April 6, 2018 by odeboyz

An elderly man walks into confessional. Elderly man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls who were hitchhiking. We went to a … Continue reading →

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A Christian in the Roman Colosseum

Posted on April 3, 2018 by odeboyz

Christian to the lion: You’re doing God’s work. Chris (inspired by Dave Allen)

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A male fairy story

Posted on March 30, 2018 by odeboyz

Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess, “Will you marry me?” The princess immediately said, “No!” And the prince lived happily ever after.

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Avoid cheap hip replacements

Posted on March 27, 2018 by odeboyz
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Yes- That’s my wife

Posted on March 23, 2018 by odeboyz

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife. They said, “Is this your wife, sir?” Shocked, I answered, ” Yes.” They said, “I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus.” … Continue reading →

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A novice taxi driver

Posted on March 16, 2018 by odeboyz

A passenger in a taxi heading for Heathrow airport gently tapped the driver on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus and stopped inches away from a large plate … Continue reading →

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A telephone family

Posted on March 13, 2018 by odeboyz

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Adroit thinking rewarded

Posted on March 9, 2018 by odeboyz

A senior citizen bought a brand new BMW Z4 convertible and drove it out of the salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing!” he … Continue reading →

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