How you put a Man on the Sun

Kim Jong-Un announced North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years.

A reporter said, “But the sun is too hot. How can your man land
on the sun?”

There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react.
Kim Jong-Un quietly answered “We’ll land at night”.
The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television
broke into thunderous applause.

Back in Washington, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching
the news conference when Trump heard what Kim said, he sneered, “What
an idiot. Everybody knows there’s no sun at night.”

His cabinet and everyone working in the White House broke into
thunderous applause.
Ray E.
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