A Dave Allen Joke

An elderly man walks into confessional.

Elderly man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls who were hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’

Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?

Man: What sin?

Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?

Man: I’m Jewish.

Priest: Why are you telling me all this?

Man: I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody.

Chris

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