Category Archives: Humour

People and computers: three jokes

Posted on October 15, 2018 by odeboyz

Playing chess against a computer A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. A lightbulb problem Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It’s … Continue reading →

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The widow and the gay ranch hand

Posted on October 4, 2018 by odeboyz

A successful rancher died leaving everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and so she placed an ad for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. … Continue reading →

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Classical Music

Posted on October 1, 2018 by odeboyz

Dexter: It’s horrible in my house. Dad plays classical music all day long. Russell: What’s classical music? Dexter: Oh stuff like the Beatles and Rolling Stones. Horrible old stuff. You’d hate it. Chris

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Can you give me a push?

Posted on September 24, 2018 by odeboyz

A man and his wife were awakened at 3 a.m. by a loud pounding on the door. He got up and went to the door and found a drunk standing in the doorway. “What do you want?” “A push.” “It’s … Continue reading →

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A Brexit joke

Posted on September 20, 2018 by odeboyz

Brexit is as though the UK got drunk and accidentally unfriended Europe on Facebook. Chris

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The Pope goes for a drive in Washington

Posted on September 17, 2018 by odeboyz

During a visit to America the Pope gets bored being driven around Washington. “Driver! I’ll take over for the time being.” “Certainly, Your Holiness,” says the driver. Because the Pope is infallible he starts driving like a maniac all around … Continue reading →

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Really good medical advice

Posted on September 13, 2018 by odeboyz

Peter

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Burial at sea

Posted on September 11, 2018 by odeboyz

Three sailors agreed that they would be buried at sea and whoever was left would officiate. Sure enough Salty died and his two friends arranged to meet the following week-end to bury him. They rowed out about fifty yards and … Continue reading →

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Book Review: Helen Cresswell ~ Ordinary Jack: the Bagthorpe Saga

Posted on September 11, 2018 by odeboyz

Ordinary Jack is aimed at the 9+ market. Yes it’s a children’s book. It’s full of guileless humour and strong characterisation. Ordinary Jack is a member of the Bagthorpe family all of whom are very high achieving talented and utterly … Continue reading →

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A north Korean joke

Posted on August 31, 2018 by odeboyz

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain. Chris R.

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