Category Archives: Humour

Retirement

Posted on December 3, 2018 by odeboyz

Barbara (anxious colleague): Do you think that you’ll by OK when you retire? Joan: Oh yes. I’ve been reading about life without work and it’s lovely. Barbara: What have you been reading? Joan: Jane Austen Chris

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Canada: a very civilised country

Posted on November 29, 2018 by odeboyz
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The Good Fairy and an Ungracious Husband

Posted on November 26, 2018 by odeboyz

A married couple in their 60s were visited by the good fairy who granted them a wish each. Wife: “I want to travel round the world with my darling husband.” And two tickets magically appear in her hand. Husband: “Sorry … Continue reading →

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Privileged employment status

Posted on November 19, 2018 by odeboyz

Senior manager: “I’m really sorry, but I’m going to have to let one of you go.” Black employee: “I’m a protected minority.” Female employee: “I’m a woman.” Oldest employee: “Fire me, buster, and I’ll hit you with an age discrimination … Continue reading →

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An inquisitive five year old

Posted on November 12, 2018 by odeboyz

Russell: How old are you grandad? Grandad: I’m 83 years old. Russell: (After a long pause) Did you start at one? Chris

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I’d never considered this downside

Posted on November 8, 2018 by odeboyz

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Donald Trump asks for advice from Abraham Lincoln

Posted on November 5, 2018 by odeboyz

Trump: How can I make Democrats love me? Lincoln: Go to the theatre. Chris

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A caring grandson

Posted on October 29, 2018 by odeboyz

Grandson: Gran-ma I think you should do more walking. Grand-ma (sceptically): Really? Grandson: Yes. You could take the tortoise for a walk. It would do you good. Mike W.

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The ideal prison officer

Posted on October 22, 2018 by odeboyz

Fletcher [prisoner]: I had a friend once- haven’t told you this before, have I? He was a light-heavy. Good strong boy. Won a few fights. Suddenly thought he was the bees knees. Fast cars, easy women. Classic story of too … Continue reading →

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A PhD in the obvious

Posted on October 18, 2018 by odeboyz
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