Category Archives: Humour

How high can you jump?

Posted in Humour, photography | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Your Brain

Posted in Autobiography, Humour | Tagged , | Leave a comment

A lottery winner is interviewed

Interviewer: Do you think that winning the lottery has changed you? Lottery winner: I don’t know. Tell you what I’ll ask my butler. Interviewer: How long has he worked for you? Lottery winner: A week. Based on an Adam Kay … Continue reading

Posted in Humour, quips | Tagged , | 1 Comment

A Polemic on Fish

A friend, left me her fish As she moved, up north It’s a big goldfish But I think it’s bored. Back and forth it swims Like “Papillion” in the cell Instead of five paces Wall to wall, the tank is … Continue reading

Posted in Humour, Poetry, wildlife | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Memory Lane

Richard M.

Posted in Humour | Tagged , | 2 Comments

Community service

A barber was convicted of a minor offence and was given community service. As he was self-employed the court ordered him to provide free haircuts for a week. His first customer was so pleased that he went out and bought … Continue reading

Posted in Humour | Tagged | Leave a comment

Irony I like

Posted in Humour, photography, Politics | Tagged | Leave a comment

Laugh and duck

Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom handle. Husband: I’ve told you before. Use the car. Ray E.

Posted in Humour | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Blackadder: series one- the medieval period

King: Chiswick, remind me to send flowers to the king of France in sympathy for the death of his son. Chiswick: The one you had murdered, my lord? King: Yes, that’s the fellow. Chris

Posted in Humour, TV sitcom | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

“I want my cake and I want to eat it.” Boris Johnson 2019

    Peggy

Posted in Humour, Politics | Tagged , , | Leave a comment