Category Archives: Humour

A Ricky Gervais quip

Posted on November 26, 2019 by odeboyz

“My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela. What a man. Incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990 and he hasn’t reoffended. I think he’s going straight, which shows you prison does work.” Chris

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A Steve Coogan joke

Posted on November 21, 2019 by odeboyz

The temperature inside this apple turnover is over 1,000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten Bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down. Chris

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Mike’s answer to obesity

Posted on November 17, 2019 by odeboyz

Tell all overweight children It’s a special diet for you now If you are hungry, you can eat as much Slug slime as you like. Or if you prefer, crushed beetle legs With worms flesh don’t forget the fleas eggs … Continue reading →

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A Russell Howard quip

Posted on November 11, 2019 by odeboyz

“Kids do really well in their A Levels, and how do we respond? ‘A’ levels are getting easier!’ In my day, you had to do 50 questions in a minute, and if you got one wrong, they killed your Dad!” … Continue reading →

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It’s a bit extreme but….

Posted on November 7, 2019 by odeboyz

Peggy

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Jack Dee on people with allergies

Posted on November 4, 2019 by odeboyz

If I’m pushed, I’d also admit I don’t like people with allergies. They just annoy me. There seems to be something far too self-centred about it. “No thanks, I’m allergic.” Why not just say ‘No thanks’? I wasn’t asking for … Continue reading →

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God and airline pilots

Posted on October 31, 2019 by odeboyz

Question: What’s the difference between God and an airline pilot? Answer: God doesn’t think he’s a pilot. Chris

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Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack with a Beretta Pistol

Posted on October 28, 2019 by odeboyz

“While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages with my estranged husband, we were attacked by a huge 12-ft alligator. It charged with jaws wide open. If I hadn’t had my Beretta … Continue reading →

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Johnson’s mirror on the wall

Posted on October 24, 2019 by odeboyz

Chris

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Frank Muir as a tactician

Posted on October 21, 2019 by odeboyz

“Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.” Chris

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