Category Archives: Humour

A Gangsters Son

Posted on May 23, 2022 by odeboyz

Dad: How did the exam go son? Son: You’re gonna be proud of me. Dad: Why? Son: They questioned me but I just said, ‘No comment’.

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The Sports Mechanic

Posted on May 19, 2022 by odeboyz

Three middle-aged women were bragging about their sons. Sarah said “My son William studied Architecture at Cambridge. He makes £70,000 a year and has been promised a partnership.” Her friend, Anthea, smirked, “Charlie read Law at Oxford and he’s only … Continue reading →

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A John Wayne quip

Posted on May 12, 2022 by odeboyz

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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Fighting Boredom

Posted on May 5, 2022 by odeboyz
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A Sensitive Australian Gambler

Posted on May 2, 2022 by odeboyz

As the ambulance took Shane’s body away, Rick said, “Someone should go andtell his wife.” Jeff volunteered, “I’m pretty good at sensitive stuff. I’ll do it.” Two hours later, he came back carrying a case of Fosters. Rick was amazed … Continue reading →

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An accountant is robbed twice

Posted on April 25, 2022 by odeboyz

Two accountants, Fred and Jim, were in their bank when armed robbers burst in and robbed the tellers. Then they lined customers against a wall and started taking wallets and valuables. Fred jammed a note into Jim’s pocket who whispered, … Continue reading →

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The ultimate Venn diagram

Posted on April 19, 2022 by odeboyz
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An Irish pub conversation

Posted on April 18, 2022 by odeboyz

Jim came into a bar and ordered a beer. Shortly afterwards another man came in and they struck up a conversation. “Let me buy you a drink in memory of my motherland, Ireland.”   “Ireland? I’m from Ireland too. I’m … Continue reading →

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Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

Posted on April 14, 2022 by odeboyz
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A very expensive parrot

Posted on April 11, 2022 by odeboyz

Jim went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. An assistant asked which one he wanted. “How about the yellow one?” “He’s £2000.” Jim was shocked and asked why it was so expensive. ”The parrot is very special. He … Continue reading →

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