Jim went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. An assistant asked which one he wanted. “How about the yellow one?”
“He’s £2000.”
Jim was shocked and asked why it was so expensive.
”The parrot is very special. He types really quickly.”
”What about the green one?”
”He costs £5000 because he can type, answers incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”
”The red one?” Jim asked desperately.
“He costs £10,000.”
”What does HE do?”
”I don’t know. But the other two call him boss.”