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A Canadian Gold Mine: a joke

A Canadian gold mine is a hole in the ground owned by a liar. (Chris)

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The Polish Air Force 1939- 40

    On the 23rd August 1939, Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union signed the most treacherous treaty in the 20th Century: the Molotov- Ribbentrop Treaty. Within weeks Poland had been partitioned by Germany and the Soviets and the Polish … Continue reading →

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This Marvelous World

Distant grumbles, beyond the hills Whispered tumbled chants Gregorian Beyond the fields where Meadow sweet grows Long past the bull rush tall – sentinel by the river bank rows. The occasional flash on the horizon Deep in the slate grey … Continue reading →

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A Sharply Focused Teacher

“Had a long talk with Mr Dork. I explained I was a one- parent child with an unemployed bad- tempered father. Mr Dork said that he wouldn’t care if I was the offspring of a black, lesbian, one- legged mother … Continue reading →

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The picture dream

A hilly back street somewhere It might have been anywhere Or it might be just a dream This place I vaguely feel I may have seen before. Without any discernible pressure or concerns I walk/float leisurely, lightly even, down the … Continue reading →

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(I can’t get no ) Satisfaction

I’m just a heap of years A mountain of wearisome time; My wealth is piling high, ever increasing; Too much to spend, too much to give away Wealth growing year by year, drawling sarcastically “Money doesn’t talk, it swears.” A heap … Continue reading →

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Johan Cruyff* on Religion

“In Spain all twenty-two players make the sign of the cross before they enter the pitch- if it worked all matches would end in a draw.” *The inventor of modern football.   (Chris)

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Hackney Saga 2

Despite all the efforts I had put into making the WIS (Wenlock Barn Improvement Scheme) work, whilst I was in hospital that week my old area boss Joe Terry succeeded in scuppering the continuation of the scheme set up under … Continue reading →

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Spike Milligan’s Crossword for Idiots*

Clues 1 Across: First letter of the alphabet 1 Down:   The indefinite article *An Equal Opportunities Crossword .

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Slippers

Dad’s slippers lay crumpled by his dresser Together matched, waiting in vain Idle these five days – past forgotten Soft chequered uppers, of faded silk-cotton. Just a week ago they shuffled slowly A few inches at a time Dad bent … Continue reading →

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