Author Archives: odeboyz

The Irish know how to  look after their customers

Jim walked into a pub in Dublin and asked, “Am I too early for a drink?” Seamus replied, “Another10 minutes, Jim. You can sit over there if you want.” Jim said ‘Thanks’ and sat down. Seamus shouted across, “Jim, would … Continue reading →

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Japan’s loneliness crisis monetised

“I started working as a grandmother-for-hire after my dog died….and my daughter told me about a company that hires older women to play the role of grandmother for strangers. I’m hired to cook for guests, and to act like a … Continue reading →

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A Ben Elton quip

 I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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An easy mistake to make

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Does the London Borough of Havering have a Two-Tier School System?

Introduction An analysis of the 2025 GCSE results suggests Havering’s academies have reinvented a two-tier school system. The tiers are wealth related. Disadvantaged Students1 did badly in their examinations. Under-achievement isn’t caused by poverty but is correlated with poverty. Under-achievement … Continue reading →

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Yabba, Dabba, Doo

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Bob Newhart’s Grade ‘A’ Sarcasm

I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.

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A definition of Fascism: Donald Trump fits the bill

At the core of fascism as a movement was a contempt for limits, especially those imposed by reason-based arguments; a belief that reality could be altered by the will; and an exaltation of the violent assertion of that will as … Continue reading →

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Would that it was true!

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Woody Allen on sexuality

The real advantage of being bi-sexual is that it doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.

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