Beer
Guinness: Irish sludge
Stella Artois: Brain damage
Spirits
Brandy: An expensive way to get a headache
Whisky: £150 for a half decent bottle
Wine
House wine: Mouthwash
Prosecco: Lemonade for adults
Beer
Guinness: Irish sludge
Stella Artois: Brain damage
Spirits
Brandy: An expensive way to get a headache
Whisky: £150 for a half decent bottle
Wine
House wine: Mouthwash
Prosecco: Lemonade for adults