Tag Archives: Black humour

Interview for a gig job

Posted on April 20, 2024 by odeboyz

Manager: Where do you see yourself in five years’ time? Gigi worker: At the bottom of the pile. Manager: You’re hired.

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A redneck’s last words

Posted on March 27, 2024 by odeboyz

“Hold my beer and watch this!”

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Jack Dee on being alcoholic

Posted on March 23, 2024 by odeboyz

“I’ve had my run-ins with booze; it’s well documented. So what I can say from experience is that it takes a lot of guts and perseverance and courage to stop drinking. Which is why I haven’t.”

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An Albert Einstein quip

Posted on March 13, 2024 by odeboyz

I don’t know about World War III, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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Putting Jimmy to bed

Posted on February 27, 2024 by odeboyz

Dad: Goodnight son, sleep tight.” Jimmy (trying to drag it out): “Can we visit a haunted house during the holidays?” Dad: “What’s wrong with this house?” Jimmy: “What?” Dad: “Good night son.”

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Book Review: Jonas Jonasson ~ The Prophet and the Idiot (Translator Rachel Willson-Broyles) (2022)

Posted on February 21, 2024 by odeboyz

Jonasson was faced with a huge challenge when writing this book. His previous book ‘The hundred-year-old man who climbed out of the window and disappeared’  sold three million copies. The novel was a comic novel written in Swedish. Jonasson had … Continue reading →

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Grade ‘A’ Reassurance

Posted on February 17, 2024 by odeboyz

Sarah: “How often do planes crash?” Stewardess: “Just once.”

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A KGB joke

Posted on February 7, 2024 by odeboyz

Q: “Why do policemen walk the streets in teams of three?” A: “One can read, one can write, and the other one keeps watch on intellectuals.”

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A barman from hell

Posted on February 3, 2024 by odeboyz

Jim: “Do you serve non-alcoholic Guinness?” Barman: “Yes we do.” Jim: “I’d like a pint please.” Barman: “Do you want a colouring book and pencils with that?”

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Ricky Gervais on Gay Marriage

Posted on January 17, 2024 by odeboyz

“Same sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it’s equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don’t.”

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