Tag Archives: Black humour

Young Sheldon on Religion

Mum: Our religion is based on love, not fear Young Sheldon: So, what happens when people don’t follow the rules? Mum: They burn in hell Note Young Sheldon (Netflix) is a coming-of-age series with biting satire embedded in it

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Andrei Kanchelskis meets Sir Alex Ferguson

“ They also taught me the correct way to address the manager of Manchester United. Almost the first time I came across Alex Ferguson in the corridors of the Cliff, he said to me, ‘All right, Andrei, how’s it going?’ … Continue reading

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Dorothy Parker on wealth

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”

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A doctor cures insomnia

Wife: My husband has trouble getting to sleep Doctor: Have you tried telling him about your day?

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Lies, Damned Lies and Accountancy

Accountancy Scandal Carillion: Record fine for KPMG over ‘exceptional’ failure – BBC News

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The triumph of capitalism

Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time, we created a lot of value for shareholders.

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Buying a Barbie Doll

Assistant: “We have Barbie goes to gym for £10; Barbie goes to the beach for £10; Barbie goes shopping for £10; and divorced Barbie for £300.”Father: “Why is divorced Barbie so expensive.”Assistant: “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, car, boat … Continue reading

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George Orwell Lives On!

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Mobile Phones as tracking devices?

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A Frankie Boyle quip

“People who think there’s no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase ‘Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack’.”

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