Tag Archives: Black humour

Dorothy Parker on wealth

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”

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A doctor cures insomnia

Wife: My husband has trouble getting to sleep Doctor: Have you tried telling him about your day?

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Lies, Damned Lies and Accountancy

Accountancy Scandal Carillion: Record fine for KPMG over ‘exceptional’ failure – BBC News

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The triumph of capitalism

Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time, we created a lot of value for shareholders.

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Buying a Barbie Doll

Assistant: “We have Barbie goes to gym for £10; Barbie goes to the beach for £10; Barbie goes shopping for £10; and divorced Barbie for £300.”Father: “Why is divorced Barbie so expensive.”Assistant: “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, car, boat … Continue reading

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George Orwell Lives On!

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Mobile Phones as tracking devices?

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A Frankie Boyle quip

“People who think there’s no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase ‘Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack’.”

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Interview for a gig job

Manager: Where do you see yourself in five years’ time? Gigi worker: At the bottom of the pile. Manager: You’re hired.

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A redneck’s last words

“Hold my beer and watch this!”

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