Tag Archives: Black humour

Buying a Barbie Doll

Posted on June 1, 2024 by odeboyz

Assistant: “We have Barbie goes to gym for £10; Barbie goes to the beach for £10; Barbie goes shopping for £10; and divorced Barbie for £300.”Father: “Why is divorced Barbie so expensive.”Assistant: “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, car, boat … Continue reading →

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George Orwell Lives On!

Posted on May 25, 2024 by odeboyz
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Mobile Phones as tracking devices?

Posted on May 4, 2024 by odeboyz
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A Frankie Boyle quip

Posted on May 1, 2024 by odeboyz

“People who think there’s no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase ‘Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack’.”

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Interview for a gig job

Posted on April 20, 2024 by odeboyz

Manager: Where do you see yourself in five years’ time? Gigi worker: At the bottom of the pile. Manager: You’re hired.

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A redneck’s last words

Posted on March 27, 2024 by odeboyz

“Hold my beer and watch this!”

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Jack Dee on being alcoholic

Posted on March 23, 2024 by odeboyz

“I’ve had my run-ins with booze; it’s well documented. So what I can say from experience is that it takes a lot of guts and perseverance and courage to stop drinking. Which is why I haven’t.”

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An Albert Einstein quip

Posted on March 13, 2024 by odeboyz

I don’t know about World War III, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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Putting Jimmy to bed

Posted on February 27, 2024 by odeboyz

Dad: Goodnight son, sleep tight.” Jimmy (trying to drag it out): “Can we visit a haunted house during the holidays?” Dad: “What’s wrong with this house?” Jimmy: “What?” Dad: “Good night son.”

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Book Review: Jonas Jonasson ~ The Prophet and the Idiot (Translator Rachel Willson-Broyles) (2022)

Posted on February 21, 2024 by odeboyz

Jonasson was faced with a huge challenge when writing this book. His previous book ‘The hundred-year-old man who climbed out of the window and disappeared’  sold three million copies. The novel was a comic novel written in Swedish. Jonasson had … Continue reading →

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