A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his speaking engagement he realized that he’d forgotten his false teeth. In a panic he said to the man next to him, “I forgot my teeth.”
Amazingly his fellow guest replied, “No problem,” and reached into his pocket producing a pair of false teeth.
“Try these.,” he said encouragingly
“I’ve another pair.”
“I’ve got one more pair…try them.”
“Perfect.” The speaker ate his meal and gave a wonderful witty speech.
After dinner was over, he went over to thank the man who’d helped him. “I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where’s your office? I’ve been looking for a good dentist.”
“I’m not a dentist. I’m an undertaker.”