Animal rights activists are thrilled

At a convention of biological scientists, a researcher remarked, “Did you know that in our lab we’ve switched from rats to accountants for our experiments?”

“Really? Why the switch?”

“Well, for three reasons. First we found that accountants are more plentiful. Second, the lab assistants don’t get so attached to them, and finally there are some things even a rat won’t do.”

Chris

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