Q: “Why do policemen walk the streets in teams of three?”
A: “One can read, one can write, and the other one keeps watch on intellectuals.”
Q: “Why do policemen walk the streets in teams of three?”
A: “One can read, one can write, and the other one keeps watch on intellectuals.”
Having learned they had captured Joseph Stalin’s son, the Nazis had an idea: exchange the boy – artillery Lt. Yakov Dzhugashvili – for Field Marshal Friedrich von Paulus, the commander who surrendered Stalingrad.
Stalin’s answer….All Soviet prisoners, he said, are his sons, so there was no way he could prefer one over the rest.
Jim: “Do you serve non-alcoholic Guinness?”
Barman: “Yes we do.”
Jim: “I’d like a pint please.”
Barman: “Do you want a colouring book and pencils with that?”
“…if you’re like me and have stopped boozing, she [the owner] will tempt you over to the weird and wonderful world of experimental, low-intervention, funky, kombucha style brews – cloudy, whiffy things that taste like distilled elderflower marsh fog with s slight hint of feet and voles’ tears, which I don’t mean in a pejorative sense. The future of non-drinking is weird and I like it.”
The Guardian Feast magazine 27th January 2024 p23 Sune Restaurant, London E2
Toasted banana is lovely but not everyone likes its gooeyness. The classic recipe is grilling one side of bread then smearing mashed banana on the untoasted side. Grill that for a couple of minutes until it’s bubbling. Carefully get it off the grill and eat. Delicious.
Ingredients for Crunchy Banana Toastie (Vegan)
Two slices of bread
A banana
25 gr. Pack of crisps
Prep Time: Two minutes
Technique
Mash the banana into a nice mush
Crush half the packet of crisps so that there aren’t any big pieces (DON’T reduce to a powder).
Cooking time: Two minutes
Grill ONE side of bread
Pour crushed crisps onto the mashed-up banana in a cereal bowl
Stir to get an even texture
Smear evenly onto the ungrilled side of the bread
Grill until golden
Outcome
A simple, nutritious lunch and very easy to scale up when you want more. You will.
Jim: For the last 30 years, all you’ve done is point out my mistakes.
Margaret: 31 years.
All I’ve ever wanted is an honest week’s pay for an honest days work.
Phil Silvers starred in the American TV army series Bilko
The Hamas attack was shocking but had probably been war gamed by Israeli chiefs of staff. Only the detail of the 7th October attack amazed and caused a military earthquake. The attack itself was a classic asymmetric hit-and-run incursion.
Hamas: the strategic context
Hamas don’t have an air force, heavy artillery, tanks, navy, or weaponised drones. Their strategy is high intensity combat based on ambushes, booby-traps, snipers and opportunistic attacks. Hamas can’t defeat Israel in any form of warfare. But what they can do is inflict significant casualties through attritional guerrilla warfare.
Hamas knew Israel would ferociously retaliate after 7th October just as they did in 2014.1 Their strategy is predicated on their underground capacity. History makes for sombre reading for their strategists. Only the Vietnamese Cu Chi tunnels,2 helped to defeat the USA in the 1960s and 70s. Notable failures include the 1944 Warsaw Rising by Polish resistance fighters.3 Urban guerrilla warfare has had successes but only after years of conflict.4
The strategic context for Hamas on 7th October defies logic: an audacious attack leading to a known crushing military response from Israel.
Israel: the strategic context
Israel built a $6bn defensive wall to prevent a Hamas attack. The 2014 war revealed the wall was ineffective. Hamas simply dug tunnels beneath it.
Israeli generals have ‘perfect’ knowledge of Hamas’s capabilities and the geography of Gaza. The terrain is mapped as are most of the web of tunnels. Israel need to degrade the capabilities of Hamas on the ground to avoid unacceptable losses.
The Israeli’s strategy is using their command of the air space to systematically bomb tunnel routes. This involves mass destruction of Gaza’s infrastructure. The 2023 strategy is massive bombing raids to win the ground war from the air.5
Nonetheless Israel can’t avoid an invasion as their war aim is the annihilation of Hamas.
Hamas and Israel: Strategic Known-Unknowns
What Known-Unknowns (see addendum) might Hamas have calculated?
Israel has multiple enemies and Hamas might have hoped that they’d enter the war once it began. Their spectacular initial attack could encourage Hezbollah6 north of Israel to open a second front. Meanwhile the occupied West Bank – the other half of Palestine – is in state of permanent unrest. Hamas could realistically hope they’d take the opportunity to attack whilst Israel was occupied in Gaza.
For Hamas a positive Known-Unknown is a war on three fronts dividing Israeli military attention.
What Known-Unknowns might come into the calculations of Israel?
After 2014, Israeli war aims changed to the annihilation of Hamas. Crushing air raids are intended to create an atmosphere for regime change from within. Air raids plus systematic reduction in the quality of life was meant to be decisive. Once Hamas lost popular support, their principal headquarters would be identified by collaborators and Israel could mop them up.
For Israel a positive Known-Unknown would be general revulsion of Hamas leading to their loss of political, military and moral authority in Gaza.
Hamas and Israel: Unknown-Unknowns
This formulation is a penetrating insight into the ‘Fog of War’. Therefore, anything suggested is speculation.
Hamas might hope Donald Trump wins the USA election and implements a policy of opposition to ‘forever wars’.7
Israel might hope Hezbollah, in Lebanon, and Fatah, in the West Bank, publicly oppose Hamas and demand surrender.
Other unknown-unknowns are grim.
Addendum: Donald Rumsfeld’s thoughts on war
“Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don’t know we don’t know. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tends to be the difficult ones.”
Notes
1 2014 Gaza War – Wikipedia
2 Củ Chi tunnels – Wikipedia
3 Warsaw Uprising – Wikipedia
4 The British civil war 1968-98 is a good example. Strictly speaking that ended in a ‘draw’.
5 Bombing has never crushed a civilian population regardless of how fierce. Hamburg 1943 and Tokyo 1945 are classic examples. See Bombing Civilians Doesn’t Win Wars | Odeboyz’s Blog (oedeboyz.com)
6 Hezbollah – Wikipedia
7 Trump Said He’d End ‘Forever Wars,’ But Leaves Troops Behind | TIME
The toll of the final struggle was immense, for Germans as well as for their victims and the Allies. Of the 5.3 million German soldiers killed in the war, half died in the final ten months. The Nazis threw Hitler Youth, women and old men into battle.
Source: Trentmann, Frank. Out of the Darkness: The Germans, 1942-2022 (p. 69). Penguin Books Ltd. Kindle Edition.
“Same sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it’s equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don’t.”