Category Archives: Humour

A Nervous Bridegroom Conversation

Posted on April 19, 2016 by odeboyz

Larry Fortensky* I’m very nervous Elizabeth. Elizabeth Taylor Why’s that my dear? Larry Fortensky Well I know what to do but I’m not sure that I can make it interesting. *Elizabeth Taylor’s sixth husband (Chris)

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Three Humorous Conversations

Posted on March 8, 2016 by odeboyz

(1) A Walking to School Conversation Jim My uncle has just had a promotion Fred Oh. What’s he now? Jim He’s my dad. (2) A Workplace Conversation Manager What’s your greatest weakness? Jim Honesty. Manager I really don’t think that … Continue reading →

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A Weird Ending to a Night Out

Posted on February 25, 2016 by odeboyz

Some while ago, after an evening down the pub with my good friends Chris and Mick I stood sometime at the bus-stop, before catching the bus home. Eventually I reached my stop. After getting off, I stood at the bus-stop waiting … Continue reading →

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Woody Allen’s Annie Hall discusses ‘Life’

Posted on February 9, 2016 by odeboyz

There’s an old joke: Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of them says, ‘Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.’ The other one says, ‘Yeah, I know, and such small portions.’ Well, that’s … Continue reading →

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Doctor Doom

Posted on February 8, 2016 by odeboyz

Am I your patient, I’m not here for your merriment? I feel a bit like your lab-rat, You’ve prescribed me statins! You didn’t tell me I’m your experiment Will your statins, make me diabetic? I am not being in the … Continue reading →

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Two Medical Conversations

Posted on February 2, 2016 by odeboyz

A Doctor Patient Conversation Patient I think I’ve got AIDS Doctor How chic A Nurse Patient Conversation Nurse How are you? Patient Dying of boredom Nurse Well don’t die on my shift. There’s too much paperwork.

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A Dental Practice Conversation

Posted on January 12, 2016 by odeboyz

Nurse We do not spend enough time…instructing patients on preventive measures, which in the long term would make them healthier. Dentist Preventive measures don’t pay the bills…We’re running a practice here, not a master class. Joshua Ferris To Rise Again … Continue reading →

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An Equal Opportunities Odeboyz

Posted on December 22, 2015 by odeboyz
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A Breakfast Time Conversation

Posted on December 15, 2015 by odeboyz

(Two professors and their mute six year old son) Mute son Mother. This milk is too hot. Parents (in unison) Six long years! Why now? Son Until now everything has been satisfactory. (Chris)

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A Supermarket Conversation

Posted on November 17, 2015 by odeboyz

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. The grandad is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we … Continue reading →

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