Three Humorous Conversations

(1) A Walking to School Conversation

Jim
My uncle has just had a promotion

Fred
Oh. What’s he now?

Jim
He’s my dad.

(2) A Workplace Conversation

Manager
What’s your greatest weakness?

Jim
Honesty.

Manager
I really don’t think that honesty is a weakness.

Jim
I don’t give a shit what you think.

(3) A US Presidential Inauguration Conversation

Elderly woman
That’s my daughter. She’s the first Jewish-American president.
Five star general
Well I expect that you’re very proud of her ma’am.
Elderly woman
Yes. And her brother is a doctor.

(Chris)

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