Category Archives: Humour

Philomena Cunk: a genius of paradox

Beethoven was deaf, but he still made music. That’s like a blind man inventing the mirror.

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Biblical Studies

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They are amongst us

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Parental Advice

Little Jimmy: Dad, I want an exciting career in crime and deception Wise father: Politics, banking, or accountancy. They’re the places to go, Jimmy.

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Oscar Wilde’s wise words on Parliament

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.

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A stolen punchline

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Anyone you know?

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A Ryanair pub

Jim went into a pub and ordered a pint of Guinness. “That’ll be a euro.” Said the smiling bartender. “Wow, that’s cheap!” “We always beat the competition on price.” “Cheers.” “I see you don’t have a glass.” “That’s true.” “Would … Continue reading

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Woody Allen on marriage

“I’ve had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not.”

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Bethlehem, 2024

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