Category Archives: Humour

A rewarding encounter

Posted on December 30, 2023 by odeboyz

Jim, a social worker, asked Fred: “What time is it?”“I’m sorry, I don’t have a watch.”“No worries! The main thing is we talked about it.”

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The Slacker Lifestyle

Posted on December 20, 2023 by odeboyz
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Cooking for Slackers: A Vegan Christmas Lunch

Posted on December 13, 2023 by odeboyz

For slackers everywhere Christmas is a nightmare. The level of expectation is horrifying. Shops are shut for 48 hours but enough food is bought as if a siege is imminent. Vegan slackers are no different to any other slacker and … Continue reading →

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A Victoria Wood joke

Posted on December 10, 2023 by odeboyz

People think I hate sex. I don’t. I just don’t like things that stop you seeing the television properly.

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COP28: And Greta said what?

Posted on December 6, 2023 by odeboyz
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A woman buys a parrot

Posted on December 2, 2023 by odeboyz

“Polly is cheap because she lived in a brothel and has colourful vocabulary.” “Don’t worry. She’s cheap and cheerful, I’ll take her.” Mary took Polly home and uncovered the cage “New place – very nice,” Just then Mary’s daughters walked … Continue reading →

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Alternative Realities

Posted on November 25, 2023 by odeboyz
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Chris Rock on Gun Control

Posted on November 22, 2023 by odeboyz

The gun lobby always says, well, people need the right to protect their property. Every mass shooting is done by a guy who lives with his mother. I honestly believe you should have to have a mortgage to buy a … Continue reading →

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Book review: Antti Tuomainen ~ The Rabbit Factor (Translator David Hackston) (2020)

Posted on November 22, 2023 by odeboyz

Definition: An actuary is someone who is too boring to be an accountant. To have a comedic thriller written with an actuary at its centre is amazing. And when that actuary is so boring he gets sacked because he doesn’t … Continue reading →

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Woody Allen quip

Posted on November 18, 2023 by odeboyz

“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”

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