Category Archives: Humour

Roman Roads: Built to last

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A redneck’s last words

“Hold my beer and watch this!”

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A barman and a drunk

Barman: Your glass is empty. Would you like another one? Drunk: Why would I want two empty glasses?

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An Albert Einstein quip

I don’t know about World War III, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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A Helpful Waitress

Jim: “We don’t eat dairy, eggs, meat, soy, gluten, or nuts.” Sarah, Jim’s wife: “What do you recommend?” Waitress:  “A taxi.”

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You brought them with you

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Putting Jimmy to bed

Dad: Goodnight son, sleep tight.” Jimmy (trying to drag it out): “Can we visit a haunted house during the holidays?” Dad: “What’s wrong with this house?” Jimmy: “What?” Dad: “Good night son.”

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A ‘Del Boy’* Quip

“You’ve always been the same, even at school. Nothing but books, learning, education – that’s why you’re no good at snooker.” From the sitcom ‘Only Fools and Horses’

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Book Review: Jonas Jonasson ~ The Prophet and the Idiot (Translator Rachel Willson-Broyles) (2022)

Jonasson was faced with a huge challenge when writing this book. His previous book ‘The hundred-year-old man who climbed out of the window and disappeared’  sold three million copies. The novel was a comic novel written in Swedish. Jonasson had … Continue reading

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A KGB joke

Q: “Why do policemen walk the streets in teams of three?” A: “One can read, one can write, and the other one keeps watch on intellectuals.”

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