Category Archives: Humour

The truth about marriage

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Bob and his Trophy Wife

Joe: “Bob where did you meet your girlfriend?” Bob: “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!” Joe: “How did you get her to marry you?” Bob:” I lied about my age.” Joe: “Ah, you told her you were 50?” Bob: “No, I told … Continue reading

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Sarah, Joe and a Voodoo Doll

Sarah (from upstairs): “Did you get a shooting pain just now? Like someone stabbed you?” Joe: “No. Not a thing.” Sarah: “How about now?” Adam B.

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Steve Wright quip

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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How True

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Ricky Gervais quip at the Golden Globes, 2010

“Looking at all the wonderful faces here today reminds me of the great work that’s been done this year… by cosmetic surgeons.”

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Cooking for Slackers: The Egg Mayonnaise Canoe

The Egg *Mayo*1 sandwich is iconic in Britain. It’s a permanent feature in buffets at birthdays, marriages and funerals. Sometimes it has a watercress garnish. Let’s improve it; The Egg Mayonnaise Canoe Ingredients A hard-boiled egg2 Baguette Mango chutney Mayonnaise … Continue reading

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Marital Bliss

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Book Review: Sue Townsend ~ Adrian Mole and the Weapons of Mass Destruction (2004)

Unlike Amazon second hand bookshops are a thing of joy and wonder.1 They don’t have brutal efficiency but their customers happily browse. Titles, long forgotten, catch the eye and stimulate the curiosity bud. Was that book as good as remembered? … Continue reading

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Religious Intervention (wrong sort)!

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