Beware very literal people: They’re dangerous

Fred and Jim were hunting when Jim collapsed. He rolled over gasping for breath with his eyes glazing over. Fred whipped out his phone and called emergency services. He told the triage nurse what had happened.

“Jim looks as if he might be dead! What do I do?”

“Calm down. First, make sure he’s dead.”

A silence was followed by a gun-shot.

“OK. Now what?”

Ray H.

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