Can this be true?

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his consultant.

He said, Weve three donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is a lawyer of 30 years.

I’ll take the lawyer’s heart, said the patient.

Why?

It’s never been used.’

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