Tag Archives: humorous paradox

Pre-historic golf

Posted on April 27, 2024 by odeboyz
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A caring wine drinker

Posted on April 6, 2024 by odeboyz

Open the bottle to allow it to breathe If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing give it mouth-to-mouth

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What you’re unlikely to hear but should

Posted on April 3, 2024 by odeboyz
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A Helpful Waitress

Posted on March 6, 2024 by odeboyz

Jim: “We don’t eat dairy, eggs, meat, soy, gluten, or nuts.” Sarah, Jim’s wife: “What do you recommend?” Waitress:  “A taxi.”

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Grade ‘A’ Bickering

Posted on January 27, 2024 by odeboyz

Jim: For the last 30 years, all you’ve done is point out my mistakes. Margaret: 31 years.

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A Phil Silvers* quip

Posted on January 24, 2024 by odeboyz

All I’ve ever wanted is an honest week’s pay for an honest days work. Phil Silvers starred in the American TV army series Bilko

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A rewarding encounter

Posted on December 30, 2023 by odeboyz

Jim, a social worker, asked Fred: “What time is it?”“I’m sorry, I don’t have a watch.”“No worries! The main thing is we talked about it.”

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Saturday Night Special

Posted on November 4, 2023 by odeboyz
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Fawlty Towers: Top, top sarcasm

Posted on October 5, 2023 by odeboyz

Mr. Johnson: “Anywhere they do French food?” Basil Fawlty: “Yes, France I believe. They seem to like it there, and the swim would certainly sharpen your appetite. You’d better hurry, the tide leaves in six minutes.”

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A Comprehensive Analysis

Posted on August 31, 2023 by odeboyz

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, … Continue reading →

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